"As you wish."

Ugh. I don't understand. I really don't. What do people want from me? I am only a human. They can't expect me to be everything they want me to be. I'm sick and tired of being a substitution. Sick and tired of meeting expectations. What I do really want, beats me. Wow! I don't even know what I want. SUPERB! AWESOME! Oh yes. I know what I want. For everything to go surreal. Like that'd ever happen. Ugh.

I want to migrate to New Zealand, where there are loads of animals. I'm gonna buy a house with a farm, with a creek nearby, and where I can see the sunset, and run towards its' horizon. Oh sheesh. I should stop fantasising mannnnn. Time to get back to the real world.

Really. You won't want to have my life. It ain't as great as you think it is.