"My dad's very mean"

Haha, I mean, like really mean. I reminded him that in 9 days time, it's gonna be my birthday. And this was our conversation.

"Eh! Not bad. Your drawing improved. Next time can go be artist."
"Really?"
"Yea, you know. You'll be hired to paint the bathroom walls."
"Woah daddy, thanks a lot."
"You're welcome. It's my job to motivate you right! Draw harder."
"Daddy, you're very mean"
"No, I'm not."
"Well, then you better be nice. It's my birthday in 9 days time."
"Yea, in 9 more days, you'll be older. Eh! Jiejie! You're one year closer to being an ahma! Hurry grow up ah! And ah, grow taller. Don't be so short, don't learn from your mum. Must learn from me. *Gives a widewide grin*"

My daddy's the meanest dad on earth. Haha. And he laughed at me for forgetting to bring my key out. Tsk.